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whisky-dave
2021-12-02 13:29:25 UTC
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As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
I think it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must reflect on his teaching.
So go out, knock up a virgin, and abandon the resulting sprog.

:-)
whisky-dave
2021-12-02 13:37:07 UTC
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Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
I think it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must reflect on his teaching.
So go out, knock up a virgin, and abandon the resulting sprog.
:-)
You have three days spare (on strike ??) so what are you waiting for ?
Strike, what, when ?, I've heard about a tube strike, not a youtube strike so I'll be busy
watching cat videos
Dave Plowman (News)
2021-12-02 15:14:43 UTC
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Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th, I think
it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must reflect
on his teaching. So go out, knock up a virgin, and abandon the
resulting sprog.
:-)
You have three days spare (on strike ??) so what are you waiting for ?
Strike, what, when ?, I've heard about a tube strike, not a youtube
strike so I'll be busy watching cat videos
Why are the tube drivers going on strike as they are already well paid?
They are well paid because they are willing to strike...
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Andrew
2021-12-02 15:32:32 UTC
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Post by Dave Plowman (News)
Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th, I think
it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must reflect
on his teaching. So go out, knock up a virgin, and abandon the
resulting sprog.
:-)
You have three days spare (on strike ??) so what are you waiting for ?
Strike, what, when ?, I've heard about a tube strike, not a youtube
strike so I'll be busy watching cat videos
Why are the tube drivers going on strike as they are already well paid?
They are well paid because they are willing to strike...
Because just like the Uni lecturers they have an impossible-to-
finance over-generous pension arrangement which is being
reined back to deal with Tfl's black hole in its finances.
Ian Jackson
2021-12-02 22:47:36 UTC
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Post by Dave Plowman (News)
Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th, I think
it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must reflect
on his teaching. So go out, knock up a virgin, and abandon the
resulting sprog.
:-)
You have three days spare (on strike ??) so what are you waiting for ?
Strike, what, when ?, I've heard about a tube strike, not a youtube
strike so I'll be busy watching cat videos
Why are the tube drivers going on strike as they are already well paid?
They are well paid because they are willing to strike...
Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't a Yuletide tube strike nothing really to do
with money, but instead simply an Olde English tradition?
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Ian
Dave Plowman (News)
2021-12-03 00:43:14 UTC
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Post by Ian Jackson
Post by Dave Plowman (News)
Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th, I think
it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must reflect
on his teaching. So go out, knock up a virgin, and abandon the
resulting sprog.
:-)
You have three days spare (on strike ??) so what are you waiting for ?
Strike, what, when ?, I've heard about a tube strike, not a youtube
strike so I'll be busy watching cat videos
Why are the tube drivers going on strike as they are already well paid?
They are well paid because they are willing to strike...
Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't a Yuletide tube strike nothing really to do
with money, but instead simply an Olde English tradition?
This one appears to be about all night tubes starting up again. Think
before they had dedicated staff for that. Now they want to make it part of
shift work. And rather obviously, not making it worthwhile.
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Chris Green
2021-12-02 14:22:38 UTC
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Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
More quickly than usual?
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whisky-dave
2021-12-02 14:43:26 UTC
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Post by Chris Green
Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
More quickly than usual?
Yep, because of Brexit ;-)
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Andrew
2021-12-02 15:30:13 UTC
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Post by whisky-dave
Post by Chris Green
Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
More quickly than usual?
Yep, because of Brexit ;-)
According to he who knows all (Brian Cox) on last nights
'Universe', the universe is expanding faster, so is time
slowing down ?.
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Post by Chris Green
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Fredxx
2021-12-02 14:59:09 UTC
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Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
I think it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must reflect on his teaching.
So go out, knock up a virgin, and abandon the resulting sprog.
:-)
I thought he got some other father to bring up the sprog?
Peeler
2021-12-02 17:13:41 UTC
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On Fri, 3 Dec 2021 03:33:15 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
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Cursitor Doom
2021-12-02 23:02:31 UTC
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On Fri, 3 Dec 2021 03:33:15 +1100, "Rod Speed"
Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
I think it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image
No god looks like me.
Post by whisky-dave
and must reflect on his teaching.
So go out, knock up a virgin,
Have fun finding one of those.
Post by whisky-dave
and abandon the resulting sprog.
Everyone has been doing that for millennia now.
Post by whisky-dave
:-)
This is no laughing matter, boy.
Indeed. It's been God's gift to Socialism.
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Jim GM4DHJ ...
2021-12-03 12:07:57 UTC
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Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
I think it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must reflect on his teaching.
So go out, knock up a virgin, and abandon the resulting sprog.
:-)
got to be black to do that ....
Jim GM4DHJ ...
2021-12-03 12:09:22 UTC
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Post by Jim GM4DHJ ...
  As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
I think it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must
reflect on his teaching.
So go out,  knock up a virgin, and abandon the resulting  sprog.
  :-)
got to be black to do that ....
then again jeezus was black ...
Andrew
2021-12-03 12:35:30 UTC
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Post by Jim GM4DHJ ...
Post by Jim GM4DHJ ...
  As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
I think it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must
reflect on his teaching.
So go out,  knock up a virgin, and abandon the resulting  sprog.
  :-)
got to be black to do that ....
then again jeezus was black ...
Not according to Top Gear "Middle East Xmas special"
Rod Speed
2021-12-03 15:38:20 UTC
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Post by Jim GM4DHJ ...
Post by Jim GM4DHJ ...
Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
I think it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must
reflect on his teaching.
So go out, knock up a virgin, and abandon the resulting sprog.
:-)
got to be black to do that ....
then again jeezus was black ...
Nope, swarthy. His randy dad wasn’t black either.

Randy Andy isn't black either.
Peeler
2021-12-03 19:15:21 UTC
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On Sat, 4 Dec 2021 02:38:20 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

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Get the fuck out of humans-only ngs, you disgusting filthy senile old fart!
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Rod Speed
2021-12-03 15:32:53 UTC
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Post by Jim GM4DHJ ...
Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
I think it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must
reflect on his teaching.
So go out, knock up a virgin, and abandon the resulting sprog.
:-)
got to be black to do that ....
His dad wasn’t black, just rather swarthy.
Peeler
2021-12-03 19:16:03 UTC
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On Sat, 4 Dec 2021 02:32:53 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

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Rod Speed
2021-12-03 14:37:33 UTC
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Yes well, that has always amused me, More than that to avoid your wife
being stoned to death, invent the virgin birth to God.
That slut wasn’t married at the time she invented that story
to explain the result she got from a quick fuck with a passing
goat herder. What amuses me even more is that the locals
were actually stupid enough to buy that story.

But then, when some old fart proclaimed that some god or
other had told them that they had to hack the end off their
kid's dick on day 10 or whenever it is, they just clicked the
heels of their sandals, sharpened their knives and started
hacking away.

Cant see even say Billy Graham actually
being able to manage something like that.
Post by whisky-dave
As we are in December and quickly approaching the 25th,
I think it's time to remember we are all made in Gods image and must
reflect on his teaching.
So go out, knock up a virgin, and abandon the resulting sprog.
:-)
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