3 Men of God

Post by Marcia Bullis
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a sty with
a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.

Unnecessarily and gratuitously offensive.

Of course if it was trump, he'd still be in there trying to cut a deal
for bacon rights.

--
Of what good are dead warriors? … Warriors are those who desire battle
more than peace. Those who seek battle despite peace. Those who thump
their spears on the ground and talk of honor. Those who leap high the
battle dance and dream of glory … The good of dead warriors, Mother, is
that they are dead.
Sheri S Tepper: The Awakeners.

Fredxx

2025-02-20 12:09:14 UTC

Post by Marcia Bullis
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a sty
with a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.

Unnecessarily and gratuitously offensive.

Why, are you a pig?

2025-02-20 17:53:51 UTC

Post by Marcia Bullis
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a sty
with a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.

Unnecessarily and gratuitously offensive.

Why, are you a pig?

I'm really curious why you posted that, Fred?

Did you think what you wrote was side-splittingly funny, perhaps? (In
which case, seriously, try to hang onto your day job. It's a hard life
as a comic, even for people with talent.)

Are you just anti-TNP, whatever he says?

Do you think that dim-witted racists posting really poor jokes need
support?

The Natural Philosopher

2025-02-20 19:45:46 UTC

Post by Marcia Bullis
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a sty
with a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.

Unnecessarily and gratuitously offensive.

Why, are you a pig?

I'm really curious why you posted that, Fred?
Did you think what you wrote was side-splittingly funny, perhaps? (In
which case, seriously, try to hang onto your day job. It's a hard life
as a comic, even for people with talent.)
Are you just anti-TNP, whatever he says?

Nail head hit

Post by GB
Do you think that dim-witted racists posting really poor jokes need
support?

--
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
Mark Twain

Nomen Nescio

2025-02-21 07:30:16 UTC

Post by Marcia Bullis
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a

sty

Post by Marcia Bullis
with a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs

and

Post by Marcia Bullis
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes

out

Post by Marcia Bullis
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge

that